Damn you, Mchale

In a video that is 1 minute and 39 seconds long, Joel McHale has unintentionally made a short film of my life. He says things like "I guess I have to watch these [movies] now...why is my life so hard?" which I believe my friends would tell you is all I ever say, and also displays completely inappropriate reactions to Oscar-nominated movies, which is all I ever do (ex: this blog). Oops?